OMG! Laugh With Me Moment #2: Grandma is a Hustler

I was leaving my house to run errands yesterday when I see an elderly women standing on the corner trying to get my attention. There also happen to be a rush of ambulances and police cars racing in her direction. I quickly thought that she was in need of medical attention.  I was wrong. They passed her location and she was still trying to get my attention.

I pulled up alongside her and she was hot and sweaty. She explained that her car broke down and she called a taxi but it never arrived. She asked if I could give her a ride to Wal-mart for $10 bucks. I agreed. She climbed in and we shared pleasantries and small talk. I mentioned to her that “God was good because I happened to be on my way to Wal-mart.” She smiled. Shortly before our arrival the skies opened up and it began to rain.

I pulled up to Wal-mart and she asked to get out of the car while I parked. Before I could even stop she jumped out of the passenger seat never to be seen again. She took off with the $10 she promised me like I was going to rob her. LMBO. This lady was like in her mid to late 50’s or early 60’s. I was like… “What in carnation?…. Lady you are too old to be trying to hustle people!!!”  LMBO. Crazy part is she said she had lung cancer. I’ve never seen someone with cancer move that fast. Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids! Crazy old lady, I wasn’t going to even take the money.

You want to hear something even crazier. After she jumped out the way she did I could hear Jay-Z voice in my head saying “Imma hustla, Imma Imma hustla homie.” LOL

Beloved,

AWalk